Unbearable Trailer Sells PHANTOM MENACE 3D To Kids Who Don’t Know Any Better

Lucasfilms' assault on our children continues with this kid-oriented PHANTOM MENACE trailer

Last week I told you that Lucasfilm was aiming the 3D rerelease of The Phantom Menace so squarely at children that only kids would be allowed in to the junket. Now comes the follow-up, a really terrible trailer aimed right at seven year olds.

I feel like the inane aspects of these stupid trailer are summed up with this YouTube comment: