We don't have enough pizza coverage on Badass DIgest. It's my favorite food in the whole world, so you'd think I'd spend more time on it. Here's some pizza talk: if you're in New York and want mind-blowing neighborhood Sicilian pizza, visit Aldo's II on Crossbay Boulevard in Queens. This isn't fancy-shmancy pizza, it's real working class Italian fat people pizza. Wonderful stuff. My mouth waters when I look at pictures of it.
On to the video: this is a kid eating pizza to Prince's Sexy Motherfucker. I imagine Prince's people will eventually take this video down because The Purple One really hates YouTube. Enjoy it while you can. This kid is awesome.