We all know how irritating it is when someone next to you in a movie theater starts talking. It takes you out of the movie. I have to imagine it's even more annoying if you're at the movie in a professional capacity. Like a film critic. Or, you know, a movie pirate.
This clip captures the moment where a movie pirate, recording Kick-Ass 2, snaps and yells at a guy making too much noise. As far as I can tell this is what he's saying:
Listen mate, I'm trying to record this so if your friend can't eat that a little more quietly I'm going to rip your fucking balls off. If you don't think that's fair, life ain't fair. Shut the fuck up.
Is this for real? It looks like a real cam capture of Kick-Ass 2, but maybe the pirate voice has been added. If it's real, it's amazing.