John Travolta's I Am Wrath has been on our radar for some time now, but it was only just this morning that I started paying any attention to it.
I mean, how could you not, when this pops up in your Twitter feed?
Surely that's not an actual poster (it doesn't even have a credit block), but what the hell is it? It's certainly some type of marketing image. In an effort to get to the bottom of this situation, I took a trip over to Google Images, and that's when my world got flipped-turned-upside-down, Fresh Prince style.
The first image is a direct ripoff of this Jack Reacher image, but this one feels sort of like this Mission: Impossible 3 one-sheet. It's like whichever marketing intern is Photoshopping these things together is leaning too hard on the Cruise filter.
Things get buckwild in this next one, though.
Oh, shit! A skyline! Sparks! And a new tagline: "No Justice Without Blood"! They went all out on this one.
This one would be fine if Travolta's hair weren't on so tight, but this next one...
...you guys. Please make sure you're sitting down before looking at the next one. This is serious shit.
Oh. My. God.
Quite frankly, this last one has left me at a complete loss for words. All I can do is implore you to share this post with as many people as possible. The world needs to know.
I Am Wrath is available now via iTunes, YouTube, and Amazon Video. Please report back with your findings.