Guy Ritchie’s KING ARTHUR Gets A No-Frills Poster

Because Photoshop was much more primitive in days of yore.

You guys excited for King Arthur: The Legend Of The Sword? Dracula Untold, Legend Of Tarzan, this thing. They're making these movies for someone, right? Well, whoever you are, I can't help but feel the would-be franchise is underserving you with this poster. In it, you'll find Charlie "Can't Catch A Break" Hunnam, staring wistfully into the distance at Wonder Woman's recently-revealed poster, totes jelly of all its color.

Cool sword, bro. 

Upon reading the official synposis, that observation - snarky as it may be - kind of sums up this whole endeavor?

The young Arthur runs the back passages of Londonium with his crew, not knowing his royal lineage until he grabs Excalibur. Instantly confronted by the sword’s influence, Arthur is forced to make up his mind. Joining the rebellion and an enigmatic young woman named Guinevere, he must learn to address her and eventually understand her magic weapon, deal with his demons and unite the people to defeat the dictator Vortigern, the man who murdered his parents and stole his crown to become king.

He has a crew! And together they "run the back passages of Londonium," which I'm pretty sure is code for "King Arthur is in a street gang in London." Guy Ritchie, you maniac, never change.

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