Oscar Nominated Naomie Harris To Hit Career High By Joining RAMPAGE

Cinematic legitimacy at last.

It is every actor’s dream to give a career-defining role in one of the year’s best movies and then immediately cash in on that shit with a giant monster movie. That’s how you hit the big time.

The dream is coming true for Moonlight’s Naomie Harris, fresh off her Oscar Nomination, she has just signed up to star opposite The Rock in Rampage.

Harris will play “a geneticist with a moral streak”. The Rock, if you haven’t heard, will play “an animal-loving hero who is the world’s only hope". The monsters will be played presumably by a CG gorilla, wolf and crocodile (sorry, generic Godzilla) respectively.

This will probably be the greatest movie ever made, so treat it with some respect.