Every big movie has to have its character posters. This has been going on since Tarantino. Unlike those days, however, I have a hard time imagining some kid adorning their bedroom wall with a rotating set of six posters every couple of months. Actually, no. That kid exists. He’s out there. His Tinder profile is awful. Hopefully this makes him happy because I doubt anyone else is going to be too pumped.
Which is my long-winded way of saying, here are some new Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales character posters:
As you can see, we have alleged super-chill fun guy Johnny Depp, Javier Bardem, Geoffrey Rush, his monkey and then two kids. I don’t know who the kids are. It’s still unknown to me if they are holdovers from the last POTC movie. I believe one might be Will Turner’s son, but there’s no way to know which one.
As you can see x5, this movie I don’t feel like typing out again comes out May 26.