The new Transformers: The Last Knight poster is here. Please clap.
The time of Transformers: The Last Knight is, as you know, very nearly upon us.
In just a matter of weeks, Michael Bay's latest $260M monstrosity will stomp into theaters, urinate directly into the faces of its enchanted audience, rake in more money than you even knew existed on the planet, and then - in a few short years - we'll be back here again, looking at more TV spots, more trailers, more underwhelming one-sheets. It has been like this since time immemorial, and it will always be this way. There is nothing you can do to stop it.
Transformers: The Last Knight arrives on June 21st.