For the past two years, I've organized a "Design The Worst Movie Poster of 201X" contest here at Birth.Movies.Death., and every year our wonderful readership turns out in droves to Photoshop together some of the most eyeball-scorching awfulness you've ever seen. It's one of my favorite traditions here at BMD, something I look forward to all summer long, and now I'm afraid that the entire thing has been rendered moot by an actual movie poster.
"That can't be real!," you're shrieking as you recoil from your screen in disgust. Oh, but it can. Last night, this very poster was uploaded to Paramount Australia's Instagram page, at which point it was immediately and viciously clowned on by IG users. Glancing at that page this morning, it appears those comments have been deleted, but let's face it: there'll be more. Something like this will not go unchecked by the internet, I'm sure of it.
Anyway, Transformers: The Last Knight arrives on June 21st.