CARS 2 Is Some Kind Of Spy Movie???

Remember CARS, the only movie where Larry the Cable Guy was the best part? Here’s the teaser trailer for CARS 2, which finds Mater and Speed McQueen mixed up in international spying. Or something.

Reason #4478 that I’m glad I don’t yet have a kid: I won’t have to go see Cars 2. I really disliked the original, and now the trailer for the new one leans heavily on schticky slapstick and a ‘They think we’re spies’ plot that’s rustier than Mater’s body. Maybe the secret these spies are after is the answer to why living cars have fucking door handles.