Guy Has Half A Mind To Get A Little Head
A mugshot reveals a man who once asked the wrong guy to ‘take a little off the top.’
This semicephalic fellow was picked up in Miami for soliciting a prostitute. If ever there was a candidate for police clemency - a catch and release, if you will - it’s this guy who has half a head. I’ve been told that all the important parts of the brain - the breathing and heart beating parts - are in the bottom, so the stuff he lost wasn’t vital to life. But it did probably contain bits like the parts that regulated his personality or that helped him choose right from wrong, which could be why this is his second arrest on the record.
If Half Head teamed up with Real Life Two Face we could have the makings of a supervillain team.