The Devin’s Advocate: I Hate Modern Porn Parody Titles

Whatever happened to the days when porn movies had titles like LITTLE ORAL ANNIE, BI-CURIOUS GEORGE and SPERMINATOR? Now it’s just SUPERMAN XXX: A PORN PARODY. How boring!

By Nov. 29, 2010

Remember that game where you make porn titles out of real movie titles? Remember that it grew out of the reality of porn films bearing obscenely similar titles to real films? Well, a whole generation is about to lose touch with that game if modern pornographers have their way.

There’ s been a rash* of elaborate porn versions of existing properties using the laziest titling possible. The latest culprit: Superman XXX: A Porn Parody. That’s it. Just Superman XXX. Not Studman: The Cock of Steel or some other play on words. Just Superman XXX.

How boring. Who can forget the days when a porn parody title worked on its own terms? Titles like:

The DaVinci Load

Sex Toy Story

Schlong Blade

On Golden Blonde

Deep Space 69

A Few Hard Men

Asspocalypto

Bonfire of the Panties

Edward Penishands

and of course Hung Wankenstein.

All of the above are actual movie titles (all found on WikiPorno). It seems like gay porn has the better titles, to be honest.

So I call out to you, pornographers of America - get creative! Don’t just carbon copy existing properties and add cum shots. Be silly, be fun and most of all, be punny.

Please feel free to leave your favorite porn title in the comments  below. Let us know if it’s a real movie or not (so people can… research them)!

Here’s the trailer for January’s Superman XXX: A Porn Parody.

Side note: I have read that The X-Files XXX: A Porn Parody actually presents a better X-Files story than many of the later season episodes. Complete with black oil!

* a word you never want to use in the porn industry

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