The Decline of Western Civilization: Farmville For Dummies

Farmville, for those blissfully unaware, is a horrible game that one can play on Facebook. It’s a tedious button pusher where you just sort of joylessly maintain some lame ass farm and spam your Facebook friends. It’s a fucking nightmare. But it’s also easy - like so easy it’s the number one game for the type of people who are intimidated by phones that text.

The idea of a Dummies book for this game… ugh. The idea of a book period is stunning. They’re really aiming for the people who can’t even do Google searches with this one. Maybe this will make a good gag gift. It comes out in February. I’ll be weeping in the corner.

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