An Ode To Giorgio Tsoukalos

Meet basic cable’s current reigning weirdo, one of the talking heads on The History Channel’s ANCIENT ALIENS.

If Giorgio wasn’t ogling the obviously alien built monuments of the Earth (and according to this guy and his show humans didn’t even begin building anything for ourselves until sometime around 1878), he might still be ogling naked, oiled up men. See, before he became the real life Indiana Jones (his own description of himself!), Giorgio was a promoter for the International Federation of Bodybuilding.

Here’s a great quote from Giorgio about the first time he met a body builder:

“It was one of the greatest days of my life, because for the first time I saw all the athletes I admired in the pages of the [bodybuilding] magazines right there on stage, only 10 yards away.”

In case you were wondering, Giorgio graduated from Ithaca College with a degree in ‘sports information communication.’ He has used his ability to do sports information communication to teach us all about how ettra-terrestyals built the pyramids. As to what enables his hair to become higher and more gravity-resistant each season of Ancient Aliens? Only the Space Gods know that answer. No human beings could have created a hair-do that advanced.

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