Good lord. Chris Parnell is a really funny guy, but I guess he’s not appearing on enough episodes of 30 Rock these days to pay the bills; how else do you explain his starring role in The Dogfather? It’s a family comedy where a meatball-loving Mafia dog runs away and lives with a white family*. Hijinks, as they will, ensue.
This movie looks awful. Which means I’ll probably see it. You can buy the film at the Amazon link below. Let’s all suffer together.
* My Italian family used to often call non-Italians ‘white people.’