You need a MODOK shirt. MODOK is the ultimate Marvel villain. He’s a HUGE head on top of a tiny, vestigial little body, and his name means Mental Organism Designed Only For Killing. He’ s the character I most want to see show up in a future Marvel movie because he has one tiny foot on this side of awesome and one tiny foot on this side of ridiculous.
We Love Fine has a whole bunch of other Marvel shirts (including a lamer MODOK one), but this is the best. Go here to see their shirts and to buy this MODOK garment.