Cyborg Space Jesus Returns In A Movie From The Addled Mind Of A Vegas Real Estate Guy

Neil Breen is a Vegas real estate man who writes, directs, edits, produces and acts in movies despite not knowing how to do any of those things. His latest is the surreally terrible I AM HERE…. NOW - playing this week in LA! See the trailer.

Neil Breen is one of the new breed of modern schlockmeisters. He’s like the Tommy Wiseau of Vegas - a successful real estate guy in Sin City he has turned his attention to spending his money on making movies that he writes, directs, produces, edits and acts in, despite not being good at any of those things. His first was Double Down, an action movie featuring nearly no action. Next up: I Am Here…. Now (number of periods in ellipsis via Breen), which seems to feature Jesus returning from space as a cyborg and/or a monster, freezing gang members in time, and semi-crucifying businessmen.

I haven’t seen it yet, but I will soon - the film is playing at the Cinefamily here in LA on February 19th with Breen himself in attendance! Check out the trailer below to get a sense of just how… off this is. Be aware that this trailer was cut by the Cinefamily themselves, which means it likely includes much better editing than anything in I Am Here…. Now.

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I Am Here….Now (trailer) from Cinefamily on Vimeo.

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