Is anybody except hardcore Johnny Depp panty wetters particularly excited for the fourth installment in the bloated Pirates of the Caribbean series? The films entered their Fat Elvis phase with the third picture, and I feel like movie four is the ‘I saw Elvis at a gas station in Alabama’ post-death stage.
That said, I’m sure it’ll make 200 million dollars because the world is in the throes of apocalypse.
Here’s the latest trailer, which reveals nothing that makes me interested in seeing the film. I suspect that when Disney fails to invite me to this screening I won’t much care.