THREE MUSKETEERS Trailer Sells You A Completely Brain Damaged Piece Of Crap

Paul WS Anderson’s continued career is largely your fault, American public.

There’s a trailer for Paul WS Anderson’s Three Musketeers and it looks as absolutely retarderated as you might expect from THAT Paul Anderson. Generic action, unmotivated slomo, grittiness as a signifier - it’s all there. This movie looks like it should be in a home, not theaters.