Relativity is in talks with Bradley Cooper to star in The Crow, being remade by talented director Juan Carlos Fresnadillo.
I don’t really know what else to say. Bradley Cooper as The Crow. Bradley Cooper as an undead rocker looking for violent vengeance. Somebody thinks this is a good idea. I, by the way, am not that somebody.
There is one thing I have to say: Bradley Cooper is a villain from an 80s movie. He trained at the Cobra Kai dojo and he pledged the Alpha Betas. How the fuck is he a movie star? And what’s more, how is he The Crow?