It Is Now Officially Safe To Write Off THE CROW Remake

An incredibly wrong actor is in talks for the lead role in THE CROW.

Relativity is in talks with Bradley Cooper to star in The Crow, being remade by talented director Juan Carlos Fresnadillo.

I don’t really know what else to say. Bradley Cooper as The Crow. Bradley Cooper as an undead rocker looking for violent vengeance. Somebody thinks this is a good idea. I, by the way, am not that somebody.

There is one thing I have to say: Bradley Cooper is a villain from an 80s movie. He trained at the Cobra Kai dojo and he pledged the Alpha Betas. How the fuck is he a movie star? And what’s more, how is he The Crow?

via The Hollywood Reporter