ChocoCthulu!
Your chance to eat the Old God before he eats you.
At the beginning of the month I almost fell for this April Fool’s Day joke -a chocolate Cthulu, in the style of chocolate Easter Bunnies.
Well, someone saw that joke and… appropriated it for the real world. Now you can buy solid chocolate Cthulu idols. Sadly, overwhelming demand means any order placed now will NOT be at your home in time for a sacrilicious celebration of Easter in the style of the Old Ones.
