Boner Beer To Combat The Deflating Effects Of Too Much Boozing

Commemorate the wedding of two asshole British aristocrats you never heard of by getting a hard on from ‘herbal Viagra’ laced beer.

By Apr. 20, 2011

Whiskey dick! It isn’t just a myth! But maybe it’s a thing of the past.

In their patriotic fervor over the impending nuptials of Prince Whoever and that Girl Nobody Cares about, UK’s Brewdog is producing Royal Virility Performance Beer, to make sure that Prince Whosits can get it up and perform his royal duties. They’re only making 1000 bottles of the stuff, which contains ‘herbal Viagra.’

According to the specially commissioned label, the Royal Virility Performance contains herbal viagra, chocolate, Horny Goat Weed and ‘a healthy dose of sarcasm’. The beer is a 7.5% ABV India Pale Ale and has been brewed at BrewDog’s brewery in Fraserburgh.

That’s from the official site, which is the only place you can buy the beer. It costs ten pounds. Click here to commemorate the royal deflowering. They’re probably both virgins, right? That’s traditional, isn’t it?

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