David Hasselhoff Hits Bottom, PIRANHA 3DD Cast

It’s a long way from selling out stadiums in Germany.

David Hasselhoff is the latest actor to join John Gulager’s Piranha 3DD, joining a cast already high in ironic kitsch (those piranhas need their RDAs of irony too, you know). This film is set at a water park, and if you don’t think the Hoff will be some kind of lifeguard/park authority figure you don’t know how to make kitschy, ironic horror movies.

That’s all the news I have. So to take up some space here’s David Hasselhoff performing on the remains of the Berlin Wall in 1989.