Why Are These Assholes Remaking TROLL HUNTER?

Horrible Hollywood douchebags to remake fantastic little Norwegian film.

The awesome Norwegian movie Troll  Hunter is opening across America in the coming weeks; it’s already available on VOD if you’re agoraphobic or something. It’s a fun, well made little movie and it’s perfect just the way it is.

So of course it’s being remade for American audiences. Yes, Troll Hunter is the latest entry in the ‘If I wanted to read I’d be in school’ remake canon. And it’s coming from Chris Columbus. This is what Columbus had to say:

Troll Hunter was a visceral, thrilling, cinematic rock and roller coaster ride of a movie. Visually, there are scenes in this film that American audiences have never seen. We want to introduce an international audience to this amazing moviegoing experience,” said Columbus.

Great, so buy them tickets to the movie this weekend. Here’s a list of where Troll Hunter will be playing in the coming weeks.

via Deadline. Thanks to Brian Henne