Behold, Hotel Jzauruss, romantically located on Japan’s mountainous Kyūshū Island, specifically its prefectural capital city of Ōita.
The possibilities are endless. I, for one, have envisioned a sequel to Maid in Manhattan lazily titled, Maid in Beppu, where Jennifer Lopez falls for one of the largest land carnivores of all time. He mistakes her for a bona fide Spinosaurus the night she delicately roamed the Jzauruss halls thinking it late enough to dabble in dino cosplay unnoticed. Amateur.
[Note: I think it’s safe to say that since it’s been a little over two months since my last dinosaur sex related contribution, I don’t actually have a problem.]
Thanks to @JeremyKKirk for the link.