Hold Onto Your Butts At Japan’s JURASSIC PARK-Themed Sex Hotel

Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that’s how it always starts. Then later there’s running and screaming.

Behold, Hotel Jzauruss, romantically located on Japan’s mountainous Kyūshū Island, specifically its prefectural capital city of Ōita.

The possibilities are endless. I, for one, have envisioned a sequel to Maid in Manhattan lazily titled, Maid in Beppu, where Jennifer Lopez falls for one of the largest land carnivores of all time. He mistakes her for a bona fide Spinosaurus the night she delicately roamed the Jzauruss halls thinking it late enough to dabble in dino cosplay unnoticed. Amateur.

[Note: I think it’s safe to say that since it’s been a little over two months since my last dinosaur sex related contribution, I don’t actually have a problem.]

Thanks to @JeremyKKirk for the link.

Via Geekologie

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