No Refunds On TREE OF LIFE, You Dummies

One theater is forced to warn moviegoers that TREE OF LIFE is like, smart and stuff.

Terence Malick’s Tree of Life is playing on 114 screens in America right now. You would think that was selective enough to weed out the morons. Guess not! The Avon Theater in Stamford, CT was seeing so many dolts walk out of Tree of Life angry that they were getting a poetic, non-narrative experience that the establishment put up the above sign.

I’ve seen signs warning patrons of violent or disturbing imagery, but never one warning patrons of highly intellectual content.

Photo by Joe Meyers, collected via the internets