Armpits, And Other Bizarrely Prosaic Japanese Fetish Porn
In one of their outlets dedicated to magazines, I was skimming through the stacks and spotted two very goofy spacemen wearing spandex and deedlyboobers grinning gleefully at me (see above). This is just my kind of thing, so I picked it up and started to flip through the pages. In retrospect, the three circular photos on the right edge should have clued me in to the unexpected seedy underbelly of this seemingly innocuous magazine.
Flipping to the next page, I found that as advertised on the cover, that the spacemen had included a DVD to accompany the booklet. This page still gave no clue as to the content other than hammy, slightly-overweight space comedians. The next page flip changed all that. The content took a decidedly 90 degree turn. Apparently the DVD is loaded with 14 chapters, each featuring cute, usually perspiring girls wearing short skirts and low-cut blouses performing mundane office and household chores.
Unfortunately I can’t get the DVD to play in any of my all-region players, so all I have to go on is the sampling of photos, 3 per chapter that hint at the contents. The photos may be enough though, because I am not sure I need 10 minutes of erotic chicken stuffing or moisturizing.
I do wish that I could read japanese, because I want to know the text beneath the smiling male nerd in the lower corner or each page. I also want to know the significance of the yellow megaphone as well as what “Bin Bin” means in this context, whatever this context is.
Below are scans of some of my favorite chapters:
Chapter 1: Erotic Root Vegetable Scrubbing
Chapter 3: Erotic Filing
Chapter 4: Eating Spicy Ramen Causes Erotic Armpit Sweat(this one also has my favorite lower corner otaku guy)
Chapter 5: Erotic Poultry Stuffing
Chapter 6: Erotic Fruit Drool
Chapter 9: Erotic Moisturizing
Chapter 11: Erotic Tub Scrubbing (with Sweat)
I suppose this collection is some sort of masturbatory aid for guys who are into the specific, pretty benign but yet still really creepy fetish of watching young girls bend over while scrubbing, cooking, filing and eating spicy food. However you slice it, it is a peek at a culture that I still understand very little despite years of observation.
