Enjoy The Glistening Poses In This Low-Res Trailer For Tarsem’s IMMORTALS

The newest trailer for IMMORTALS is busy and greasy.

I feel like the only guy who doesn’t get Immortals. Like I’m the only guy who looks at these trailers and is simply whelmed. This stuff looks like the perfect marriage of Zack Snyder and perfume commercial, but it’s lacking any sort of craziness or fun. Even the bit when the guy dives into the ocean from a mile up and causes a tsunami seems SUPER FUCKING GRIM. I wish this movie looked fun, like it was going for a response other than ‘that looks cool.’ It’s easy to forget, but 300 didn’t just look cool, it was flat out batshit nuts and wacky and over the top in a fun way.