JACK AND JILL Trailer Proves Adam Sandler Hates You So, So, So Much

This movie is why Lars von Trier is so downbeat about humans.

But it’s real. I am sorry to tell you it’s real. It’s the latest collaboration between Sandler and Dennis Dugan, who is surely one of the worst comedy directors in the history of film. I actually am now beginning to suspect that with the death of Osama bin Laden Dugan has ascended to the number one spot in Al Qaeda; the film’s 11/11/11 release date feels a lot like that group’s sense of theatrics.

Watch, if you dare. Don’t blame me, and I am not legally responsible for whatever happens after you see this crap.