Oft-Nude Paz De La Huerta Now To Be Nude In 3D Fetish Movie (NSFW!)

Have you seen Paz De La Huerta? If so, you’ve probably seen Paz De La Huerta nude. It’s sort of what she does, whether it be in Enter the Void or on Boardwalk Empire. I kind of would like to see what would happen should she visit Sesame Street.

Anyway, she’s starring in a movie called Nurse 3D, and that’s the concept art above. Where she’s nude. The entire project is basically just a masturbatory fetish thing and I am totally for it! The ‘concept,’ such as it is, came out of Tim Palen’s S&M nurse photos. If you’ve heard the name Tim Palen it’s because he’s the head of marketing at Lionsgate, and it’s his arty photos that make up many of their striking poster images (or because you’re an S&M nurse. In which case, email me). Say what you will about the Saw films, Palen’s imagery was good.

Apparently he’s also into fetish nurses, which is cool by me. I get it. And that is becoming the ‘psycho-sexual’ thriller Nurse 3D, to be directed by Douglas Aarniokoski (whose  last sounds like how Lou Ferrigno might say Aronofsky), who has been 2nd unit director on a ton of films, including a bunch of Robert Rodriguez movies (which I guess means he’s into masochism himself. HEY HO!)

I love sick fetish nonsense, and it’s cool to see that Tim Palen is using his position at a major studio like Lionsgate to make something so brazenly exploitative. This shit is the spirit of the grindhouse, son.

Hey Tim, how about a set visit?

Image via V Magazine, favorite rag of our Supreme Commander John