Quit Yer Bitchin’: THE THING Trailer Is Solid

The trailer for the new THE THING is live, and you know what? It’s pretty cool.

I have to say, I really like this trailer. Mary Elizabeth Winstead is great in it, the tone is just right, I find it visually satisfying and I jumped more than once. Sure, the existence of this film is not strictly necessary to the human condition, but that’s also true of an Abba-Zaba candy bar, and fuck it. I really like that candy.

Okay, tell me how wrong I am!