EXTREMELY LOUD AND INCREDIBLY CLOSE And Totally Awful Trailer

9/11 grief porn starring Tom Hanks and accompanied by a song from U2’s least self-aware period!

And now it’s a movie. While I imagine that the author’s annoying lit-hipster tics don’t really make it to the screen, this is the kind of movie that stars Tom Hanks in one of his ‘serious’ roles. And Sandra Bullock. And the trailer features an old U2 song - it’s like the movie is just spitting in my face again and again.

But hey, maybe you think this looks transcendent. Warner Bros certainly hopes the Oscar voters do.

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