New Year's Eve, a thematic sequel to Valentine's Day, looks to be absolutely rancid (I caught the trailer in a theater and honestly couldn't believe this was a movie). And it seems like the people who are making the marketing materials for the film literally do not care at all; they have come up with the poster above, which looks like a bad full-page ad for an Emmys telecast more than a movie poster. It is simply the most dismal piece of movie poster art I have ever seen come from a major studio, the absolute nadir. It is ugly, it is lazy and it is cheap looking. New Year's Eve will probably make a ton of money.