You know what’s old news? Dildos and fleshlights meant to look like normal, living humans. BO-RING, am I right? Well the hard-working folks at Fleshlight Freaks have us covered with sex toys modeled after the private parts of zombies, aliens, Frankenstein['s monster, sigh] and my personal favorite, cyborgs. Just in time for the holidays!
Check out the sorta NSFW pictures at the link. (I mean, I looked at them at my work. But it’s also my last day, so what are they gonna do, fire me?)