It's almost hard to understand how thoroughly awful it is. This may be the worst thing Lou Reed has done since Metal Machine Music - in fact I think it may be worse than that. I listened to it at first out of a sense of duty, but eventually my most morbid curiosities took over. Could the songs get worse? Could the collaboration be more ill-matched? Could the lyrics be more hilariously dumb?
Anyway, someone has mashed together a famous internet cat with the album to give you the single most searing review of Lulu possible.