Well, the assholes are winning. Some theaters are creating "tweet seat" sections where jerk patrons can text and tweet during performances.
"Rick Dildine, the executive director for Shakespeare Festival St. Louis — an outdoor theater festival that began using tweet seats two years ago — said tweet seats have “become a national trend.”
This trend sucks. So do the theaters, and so do the tweeters. What's the world coming to? Must we really accommodate inconsiderate jackholes in order to make money? I think you know how the Alamo Drafthouse feels about this: