Fake Movie News: Golden Globes Edition

This week saw the announcement of the 2011 Golden Globe nominations. As the most lauded and prestigious award in the entertainment industry, the Golden Globes have been known to make and break careers, while also offering the exciting pageantry of old Hollywood. We at Fake Movie News decided they deserved a whole column of their own. With that, we give you THE 2011 GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINATIONS.

This week in fake movie news...

This week saw the announcement of the 2011 Golden Globe nominations. As the most lauded and prestigious award in the entertainment industry, the Golden Globes have been known to make and break careers, while also offering the exciting pageantry of old Hollywood. We at Fake Movie News decided they deserved a whole column of their own. With that, we give you THE 2011 GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINATIONS.

First, the TV stuff...

Best Supporting Actor, TV Comedy Series:

The Gay Guy from Modern Family - You Know, the Fat One, Modern Family
Kelsey Grammer, Surely, He Was in Something
Steve Carell, The Office
Donald Trump, Donald Trump
Stefon, Saturday Night Live

Best Supporting Actress, TV Comedy Series:

Jessica Lange, American Horror Story
Down Syndrome Girl, American Horror Story
Matthew Morrison, Glee
Sofia Vergara's Breasts, Modern Family
The Lady Who Plays Pam, The Office

Best Supporting Actor, TV Drama Series:

Peter Dinklage, Game of Thrones
Sean Bean, Game of Thrones
Horse That Got its Head Cut Off, Game of Thrones
Burn-Face Guy, Game of Thrones

Best Supporting Actress, TV Drama Series

"Sorry, our house has no TV."

Best Actor, TV Drama Series:

Bryan Cranston
Aaron Paul
Giancarlo Esposito
Jonathan Banks
Bob Odenkirk

Best Actress, TV Drama Series:

"Again, we don't own a TV."

Best Actress in a Mini-Series or a Motion Picture Made for Television Called Mildred Pierce:

Kate Winslet, Mildred Pierce
Evan Rachel Wood, Mildred Pierce
Kate Winslet, Mildred Pierce
Evan Rachel Wood, Mildred Pierce
Kate Evan Wood Winslet, Mildred Pierce

Best Actor in a Mini-Series or a Motion Picture Made for Television Called Mildred Pierce:

Guy Pearce, Mildred Pierce
Pierce Brosnan, Mildred Pierce
Pierce from Community, Mildred Pierce

Best Funny TV Show:

Two and A Half Men
Modern Family
Saturday Night Live
American Horror Story
Becker

Best Sad TV Show:

The Walking Dead
Game of Thrones
Dexter
Sons of Anarchy
Glee

And now the movie stuff...

Best Animated Feature:

Arthur Christmas
Yogi Bear
Cars 2
Madagascar 5
Mars Needs Moms
The Owl Movie

(Parts of) The Smurfs
Kung Fu Panda 2
Rio

Best Supporting Actress:

Jessica Chastain, The Help
Octavia Spencer, The Help
Emma Stone, The Help
Bryce Dallas Howard, The Help
Allison Janney, The Help
Viola Davis, The Help

Best Supporting Actor:

Albert Brooks, Drive
Jonah Hill, Moneyball
Eddie Murphy, Tower Heist
Anthony Hopkins, Thor
Buzz Aldrin, Transformers: Dark of the Moon

Best Actress:

Glenn Close, Albert Nobbs
Meryl Streep, The Iron Lady
Emily Browning, Sucker Punch
Julianne Moore, Crazy, Stupid, Love.
Natalie Portman, Thor

Best Actor:

Tom Hanks, Larry Crowne
Johnny Depp, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
Aaron Eckhart, Battle: Lost Angeles
Hugo, Hugo
Hugh Jackman, Real Steel

Best Movie Made in 2011:

Harry Potter Part 7 Part 2
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Strange Tides
Kung Fu Panda 2
Twilight Part 4 Part 1
Fast Five
The Hangover Part 2
The Smurfs
Cars 2
Rio
The Artist

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