First we heard that Michael Bay is "re-imagining" the first Transformers film - you know, the first Transformers film that he himself already directed - and then we heard that the new film will be a sequel to Transformers: Dark of the Moon, but re-imagined in that it won't be told from Sam Witwicky's point of view and will include less of that side-splitting humor for which the films are known. Josh Duhamel told E! last night that he won't be reprising his role as Lennox, and he doesn't anticipate the return of castmates Shia LaBeouf, Tyrese Gibson or Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, either.
Maybe Michael Bay could just play every role? The first three films are already Bay making tan, sweaty love to himself for two and a half hours each, and we know he never gets along with any of his cast. He's handsome enough. I might actually watch a Transformers movie that was basically The Klumps with Michael Bay and giant robots.