David Hasslehoff Is A Dick In The PIRANHA 3DD Trailer
The sequel to Piranha 3D has been long held on a shelf. There have been plenty of rumors that it will go straight to video. Now there's finally a trailer, and it looks like Piranha 3DD was made for those who felt the first one was too heavy on serious drama. This time around we see Champ Kind officiate over a waterpark where strippers and David Hasslehoff are the life guards, and man-eating prehistoric fish get in through the drainage system. Carnage ensues.
One thing about this trailer: it proves effectively that watching enhanced boobs bounce is nowhere near as fun as watching natural boobs bounce. It looks like it hurts having those rocks swinging around on your chest.