The trailer's trailer for Len Wiseman's inexplicably Mars-free remake of Total Recall is live, reminding us to watch the REAL trailer on Sunday. It's all crowded skies and slo-mo explosions and big, bass-laden rattles and pensively shirtless Colin Farrell. The trailer's trailer represents precisely what one might expect from Len Wiseman's inexplicably Mars-free remake of Total Recall. I eagerly await the legitimate surprises sure to be contained within Sunday's full trailer.
In related news: who gave studio suits the note that audiences hate Mars? I like Mars! It's still cool to like Mars, right?