I Dare You To Watch This Whole Video

Rebecca Black, you have a challenger.

Meet Lisa Gail Allred, a North Texas woman who apparently has enough money to secure herself some studio time and the labor of a video production crew. The result is this country dance song called The Three Second Rule; while that refers to how long Miss Lisa Gail will let her husband look at another woman, it could also be a time limit for how much of this song you can stomach.

This video has been burning up the internet today. Lisa Gail actually removed it from YouTube, but the internet is forever. As are the scars obtained from making it through this entire video. 

YouTube seems to be the new home of so-bad-it's-good, doesn't it? As B movie put their tongues ever more firmly in their cheeks, we have to start looking to social media to find our ironic entertainment.