MAGIC MIKE Red Band Trailer Has Me Feeling Patriotic

Let me see that thong thong thong thong thong.

Now that Prometheus has revealed itself to be a big, silly bore, that leaves My Favorite Movie Ever in the tan, sweaty hands of Magic Mike, the Steven Soderbergh movie starring Channing Tatum, Channing Tatum's abs, Channing Tatum's thong, Channing Tatum's bangin' dance moves and some other people. Actually, as hard as it is for me to get excited about Alex Pettyfer and Olivia Munn, I'm so totally on board with Matthew McConaughey in this role, particularly after The Lincoln Lawyer and Killer Joe

This red band trailer reveals absolutely nothing but glistening muscles and firm ass cheeks, FYI.