They Had ThreeYears And This Is The RED DAWN Poster They Came Up With

Succintly: it sucks.

The remake of John Milius' Red Dawn was shot in 2009. It's been sitting on a shelf for the last two years. And in all that time nobody involved with the picture could come up with decent key art. 

I mean, look at the grotsequely generic poster that has been released for the film. And the tagline? UGH. It says nothing, it mangles the meaning of the title and it's just plain stupid. Stupid stupid stupid!

Oh well. It's 2012, this is a long-delayed remake and I'm surprised when the poster sucks. You guys think I'm cynical, but it's obvious that I'm always optimistic in advance of this stuff.