ROBOCOP Remake To Adhere To Classic Toy Line Canon

The Robo-Cycle to make its long-awaited big-screen debut!

Good news for you fans of the old Kenner Robocop toyline: the producers of the upcoming reboot are doing their part to bring your childhood Robocop backyard memories to life! And they're spray painting all your memories black!

That's right, kids - Officer Murphy has shed his no-longer-futuristic looking Ford Taurus for a vehicle that's sure to be sleeker, faster and more easily rendered in CGI. WHOOSH! ZOOM! PEW! PEW! PEW!

Action figures sold separately!

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