EVIL DEAD Remake Certainly Not Low On Self-Confidence

A new poster boasts just how scary the film is.

It used to be very common for movie posters to make grandiose claims about the films they advertised. That's really fallen off over the years; nowadays studios like to utilize quote whores to make their grandiose claims.

Not the Evil Dead remake, though! The new poster for the film really goes all the way, making a bold claim about its scariness. And I love it! This is classic exploitation hucksterism. This is a movie that feels like it's being sold by a real showman. Hell, if they start handing out life insurance - in case you die of fright - to moviegoers, Evil Dead could be the best movie marketing of 2013.