Revealed: Satan Is Behind TWO AND A HALF MEN

The kid on TWO AND A HALF MEN finds God, realizes his show sucks.

The one lasting legacy of Two and a Half Men may end up being the behind the scenes hijinks of the show. This sitcom could end up producing a 'making of' movie that far outstrips those done for Batman or Three's Company

The latest troubles behind the production come from Angus T. Jones, who appears to have found God. As we all know, nothing good can come of that... except in this case, where Jones has made a video urging people to stop watching the show. 

“I’m on Two and a Half Men, and I don’t want to be on it. Please stop watching it, and filling your head with filth.“People say it’s just entertainment,. Do some research on the effects of television and your brain, and I promise you you’ll have a decision to make when it comes to television, especially with what you watch.”

He goes on to pretty much say this is all part of Satan's long game. Hard to argue with that logic! I can only imagine what's going on behind the scenes, now the the half man of the title is turning on the show. They killed off Charlton Sheen last year, replacing him with Ashton Kutcher - can they possibly bring in a new kid (or young adult, since Jones is like 25 or something)?

The fact that Jones doesn't want to be on the show but is on it every week and nobody noticed means one of two things: he's either a consummate professional, and performs his heart out anyway or the show's level of quality is so low nobody noticed this kid phoning it in.

Now to get someone to expose Satan's involvement in The Big Bang Theory...