When North Korea Kills Us, This Is What It Will Look Like

Surprisingly peaceful, really.

When we want to give North Korea a little shit, we shoot them a minor diss in our massive, awesome, state of the art (more or less) G.I. Joe movies. When North Korea wants to make us fear their wrath, they make a Karaoke backdrop video, in which a Call of Duty 3 version of New York City blows up to the tune of "We are the World."

But I guess it worked because I am now officially scared shitless. It's not a good feeling to realize a country with probably nuclear capabilities seems to also be run by children suffering both from delusions of grandeur and head injuries.

I don't read Korean, though I do find its circles, ovals, and lines aesthetically attractive, but Live Leak has translated some of the text you see onscreen as "Somewhere in the United States, black clouds of smoke are billowing," and "It seems the nest of wickedness is ablaze with the fire started by itself." That sounds bad, but I'm sure some of the humor was lost in translation.

So anyway, it was nice knowing you. Especially you, Pam Grier.