The Weirdest STAR TREK Undergarments On Etsy

Last week I showed you the abundance of Star Wars corsets to be found on Etsy, but there's so much more geek underwear to absorb. I kind of can't stop searching for nerd property undergarments on Etsy. I'm not buying any of these, I promise! But someone should, because a lot of work went into this stuff. 

So on to the Star Trek skivvies: 

Up top: Communicator Pasties, from The Pastie Widow.

Uhm, this, from Wear Art Thou Now: 

Trekkie bikini, from Fit 2 Be Tied: 

More Star Trek pasties (big demand?), from Fanatic Fetale:

Dear God, even more pasties, from Goth Fox Designs: 

This male thong, from PM Treasure Chest: 

The lady thong, from Shop Miss Monica: 

This admittedly cool Star Trek vintage fabric panty set, from Bullets And Bees: 

Something notable - Star Trek doesn't inspire nearly as many corsets as Star Wars does. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! But here are a couple: 

Under-boob Star Trek comic corset, from Eleven Thirty Eight (who made one of the cuter Star Wars corsets of last week):

And this Star Trek uniform corset, from Emerald Angel: 

How will we ever choose?!