Arnold Schwarzenegger Possible In For TOXIC AVENGER Remake

Fake movie news just went 4D.

I guess there is going to be a Toxic Avengers remake written and directed by Hot Tub Time Machine's Steve Pink and produced by Akiva Goldsman, Richard Saperstein, Charlie Corwin, Stephen Kessler, Michael Benaroya, and twelve other of your favorite producers.

The big news is that Arnold Schwarzenegger might be in it. That's fine. Maybe he's the guy Toxie kills with a weight machine. But, according to Deadline, he might "topline" the film, indicating he'd be playing Toxie.

So here's what happened. I was praying to some Lovecraftian Gods for King Conan to finally happen, but I got some of my pronunciations wrong, and we have this instead. Either you're welcome or I'm sorry based on how this turns out, though I'm kind of leaning toward a you're welcome. This is one of those ideas so crazy it just might work, if you ask me. But you didn't ask me. Probably because I'm the guy who loves Junior.

Steve Pink's The Toxic Avenger is actually happening a lot sooner than you may think. Like, it starts shooting this fall.