I haven't seen The Spectacular Now yet, but if I understand the hype correctly, it is the greatest film ever made.
Just in time for its August 28 nationwide release, the film's stars have recorded yet another funny Alamo Drafthouse Don't Talk PSA. This time they threaten to ruin your life. They're not going to kill you if you talk or text, but you'll wish they had.
As a bonus, have a look at this infographic which illustrates Shailene Woodley's YA book adaptations and coresponding hunky costars.